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# 'i'll be back'
'no, you won't, you're fired'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# "Hasta la vista, baby"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# plasma rifle
in the 40 watt range
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# hey buddy
what you see is what i got
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I still attain glee..
by walking up to friends, saying "Sarah Connor?" then administering a dead arm.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# what you should do
is wait for one of them to cut themselves, then say "katherine brewster?" then stick your finger in their blood, lick it and say "no"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# And then crash a helicopter into them
that would be sweet.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# that's a waste of a helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# considering the quality of some of my mates...
you'd almost certainly be right.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I'd pay good money
to see enchanted elf-like Sir Alan attempt to dismiss a 9 foot high metal killing machine. it would snap his pointly finger off and cram it up his buttocks.

Fuck knows what Adrian Chiles would make of that on the follow up show.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# oh, yes
that would be some great telly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)