If I were pressed for an answerand let us face facts, that eventuality remains extremely unlikely, I would have to say that I prefer this ship.
Why you imagine that I would believe you when you say that the cargo of this particular vessel is not largely made up of some chick pea and tahini goodness I would not like to hazard a guess, but I would say that she is wallowing in the water like everybody's favourite garlic garnished dip so, if I might be so bold as to offer a little advice here, I should get my arse off the floor there, bub, and go rescue the SS Unsinkable before the whole kaboodle goes down and Auntie May just does not know what to do with her carrot sticks at the WI barbecue on Wednesday.
(Why you imagine that I would believe you when you say that the cargo of this particular vessel is not largely made up of some chick pea and tahini goodness I would not like to hazard a guess, but I would say that she is wallowing in the water like everybody's favourite garlic garnished dip so, if I might be so bold as to offer a little advice here, I should get my arse off the floor there, bub, and go rescue the SS Unsinkable before the whole kaboodle goes down and Auntie May just does not know what to do with her carrot sticks at the WI barbecue on Wednesday.
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