I think using a bovine arse would work better for your bee-related pun.
You see, I have the bum and the bee, but I am struggling for the ble.
Yours faithfully,
Susan Tranmere.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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Dear Ms Tranmere,
The name of the law enforcement officer pictured is Constable James Ble.
I do so hope that this allays your disquiet regarding the above image.
Yours sincerely,
Duke Asquith Bunterington-Smythe (Mrs.).
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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Dear ABS (Duchess)
Your information has left me fully embarrassed at my own ignorance.
Please accept my sincerest apologies and rest assured that I am now chortling to my core.
It is a pippin.
Susan Tranmere (deceased)
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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