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# I just saw your earlier hellos,
I must seem an ignorant cunt. Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Impart upon me five Lord Kronos facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I am not a real lord
I steal all my images from orphans
I get sexually aroused by custard
I've never been rude to a jew
I live on lard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Captain lard planet! I thought we'd never speak again. I live on a sponge!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I always thought sponge dwellers were the stuff of myth.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)