Any normal sausage can grow into an egg-laying sausage queen
if you lie it north to south and feed it with royal sausage jelly.
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Bob Todd whee,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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What about saveloys and chipolata?
SEE!
Your sausage evolution theory is full of holes, woman!
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:59,
archived)
The type of sausage laid depends on what ingredients you feed the queen.
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Bob Todd whee,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:02,
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