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# Sausage-shitting monster

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(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# :D that's awesome, BT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I imagine you saying that in the voice of Benny from Topcat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I was :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Goddamn it, Jeru - now I'm going to have to find my TC VHS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# This was my plan all along.
Now provided I placed the right amount of cordite on the magnetic tape reader.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
nice.

*gets bun*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I likes that a lot *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Hot chick?
where?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# This is internet, there are no women on here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# almost right
There's no ladies on here:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Depends on how you define a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Innie not an outtie:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# No
with or without a prolapse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# with, it gives you some thing else to play with
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Yeah
It's a bit like one of those wall mounted paper towel dispensers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Please, I've just eaten :(
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Well I'll have to pull a good few more meters before I get to it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I'm one of them. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Well now you are!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Yes Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# THE INTERNET DEMANDS PROOF!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Well they haven't shut up yet have they? :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# 3-way!
Me plus Rev. Cleo's arm, photographed by Comma.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I prefer you with longer hair.
Oh shit I've given away that I didn't need proof now.

*skulks off*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# It's well short right now.
I prefer it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Gah!
I think it looked better at the kind of length it was at in that owl picture.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# It was like that until recently then I had it all chopped off. It's so much easier to look after short.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I had mine cut short.
It's still just as difficult to look after, and seems to shed with avengeance. All in all it wasn't really a very fair trade.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Cot Hicks?
Where!?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Steam have made me buy more things
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# They're good at that
what new shiny things did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Empire: Total war is half price, so I got the Empire bundle
The bastard has been downloading for over a hour
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It's bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Christ! *Hails the Sausage-shitting monster as my new god*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# hahah
aces : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# this is my new reason for never eating sausage.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# More of this type of thing, please.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# That's adorable!
Where can I get one?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Any normal sausage can grow into an egg-laying sausage queen
if you lie it north to south and feed it with royal sausage jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# What about saveloys and chipolata?
SEE!

Your sausage evolution theory is full of holes, woman!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# The type of sausage laid depends on what ingredients you feed the queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Sausages Hitting Monster
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# this is why I don't eat sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I do like this.
Splendid shading n' all that. Have a tick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Thank you. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I don't know whether to say
woo or eeew! So I'll say both,
wooeeew!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# You are H.R Giger
AICMFP
(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)