That's because you're american so ha!
Royal Ascott - a rather posh horse riding event that has very little to do with horse riding and more to do with rediculous hats and drinking champagne
Glastonbury - a very muddy, un-posh music festival.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
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