I dunno
these days 'natural' cheese is quite rare.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:48,
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I hate to admit it, but
I have been known to occasionally partake of Primula (toothpaste tube) 'cheese'.
*is utterly shamed*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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