Looks like she's smuggling a couple of policeman's helmets!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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"Smuggling a helmet" is a great euphamism
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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