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[challenge entry] needs more T.I.S.M.
Come home tired, what a day I've had;
News ain't good from Stalingrad -
I been busy protecting the German race,
So come on baby, defecate on my face.

Chorus:
C'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.

Get to the bunker, looks like a sty;
Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie -
Here Eva, have these prunes to chew:
We have ways of making you poo.

Here come the Russians! It's near the end!
Proud to say that my girl never used an 'S-bend'.
What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike?
Then it's all over for my Third Reich.

From the Draw Hitler challenge. See all 341 entries (closed)

(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I likes TISM I dooooze!
Defecate on my face, defecate ON my face
defecate on my face, defecate on my face!
(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)