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# canned laughter is bollocks
i know what i find and don't find funny, i'll decide when i should fucking laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)
# here
here

(canned applause to that statement)
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
# strangely
a lot of things that are classed as comedy "hits", i find utterly dire, such as the office, ricky gervais and peter kay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# peter kay i agree with
but not ricky. i love him but can see why some people wouldnt. He is a legend in my mind not only for his amazing TV shows and stand up, but also for bringing karl pilkington to the world. For that, i thank you ricky. For me the best comedy since vic and bob.

I hate alot of comedy too such as Cath Tate, Little britain after series 1 etc.

thats whats good about this country, we are free to watch and critize what we want, eat what food we like and vote for the guy in power...well the first two anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)
# a lot of ricky gervais' characters
are people i wouldn't have anything to do with in real life. i just find it very difficult to see the humour in annoying characters.
then again, i love the mighty boosh and krod mandoon was surprisingly funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)
# i also love boosh
but i think the 3rd series was a bit of a stretch. 1 and 2 were comedy gold though. I think i like the cringe factor of gervias's comedy, perhaps its the realism of the characters, i work offshore and i worked with many a cunt like those out the office.

Ross kemp in extras was amazing - "you know i was in the SAS?"
No, i know you were in that tv show about it...
kemp "yeh well where do you think i learnt to do all that shit?"
etc
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
# ross kemp looks like a potato
i liked series 3 of the boosh, old gregg is my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
# i really liked the jazz virus episode
i do like teh boosh
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
# the jazz virus wasn't one of my favourites
i like call of the yeti and nanageddon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:57, archived)
# series 2 - old greig epsiode
first viewing lead to at least 2 years of quotes!!

ross kemp is literally zippy
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
# zippy is less annoying
i can't drink baileys without thinking of old gregg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# i cant go to a club and pee on people without thinking of r kelly
but bailies out of a shoe - now that old gregg for me too!!

you know he's based on rick james?
im just getting started bitches!!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)