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# True story
I sued Frank Sidebottom and won

And the cunt still hasn't paid the £200 or so he owes me. Wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# but why?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Tell us more.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# like did he have a car?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# A wella wella wella.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# HUNH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I did a job for him (or Chris Sievey) for the Fire Service
He never paid. I took it to court, and won. He sent me two scrawled handwritten cheques for about £10 each, and that was the last of it. I couldn't be arsed.

Oh, and the inside of his stupid paper mache head stank like Satan's arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# ah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# That is so random
IT HAS TO BE TRUE

I have no idea who Frank Sidebottom is in any case

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# comedy genius
poor payer of invoices
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# He's up there with 'Count Arthur Strong' and 'John Shuttleworth'
in the utterly side-splitting category*


*shit
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# it appears we must differ
i like shuttleworth

(never heard of arthur strong, though)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Sir, as ever, I bow to your opinion on this.
It's / He's just not for me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)