reminds me of that gag:
'I used to know a girl who had such bad varicose veins she looked like she was wearing fleshtone corduroy trousers...'
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:23,
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*shudders*
Varicose Vein day in theatres would be the day I was praying to be somewhere else....
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:29,
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