or tea tray and shotgun
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Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:13,
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that just sounds dangerous
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Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:14,
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nah
the tray absorbs most of the impact, freeckle bruises are semi-permanent.
so, no more dangerous than hair dye.
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Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:19,
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