Put your left hand under your bar stool...feel that piece of gum? That's not me. Go left.. feel that other piece of gum? That's not me either. Lean down a bit more and stretch your hand back and you'll find a bigger, harder piece of gum. That also is not me! Now, look up and realise your drink has been finished.. THAT was me. :)
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Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Tue 21 Jul 2009, 21:10,
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