i am supremely qualifiedto wash dishes or take care of children, neither of which i want to do.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:36,
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:(Can't you wear a low cut top and some executive will give you a high paying job? Hollywood tells me this happens all the time.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:38,
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if i wore a low-cut topi could be a stand-in for the marianas trench
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:40,
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That's the idea isn't it?Enormocleavage™
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:42,
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my acting career didn't really get off the ground.i got turned down for hollyoaks.
thank fuck.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:47,
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Hollyoaks is sometimes quite funnyLike when those twins I went to school with died in a fireball
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:49,
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i don't watch itit's shit. my ex has been on it loads of times but, due to the fact that you need an ear trumpet to hear him speak, he only gets walk-on parts
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Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:53,
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