And an onion peeler, a beret straightener, a stripey t shirt stripener and an accordian.
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Nathanial Hornblower,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:07,
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And a lighter
to burn people's neck
(
VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him,
Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:13,
archived)