I think we're onto something.
At the winter olympics, instead of using a bobsled at the luge, maybe the athletes could just use a coffin. That would save time too.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:00,
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most sports would be greatly improved by the addition of land mines and assorted weaponry.
for the audience at home, anyway
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:12,
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