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# perhaps if say you have swine flu
you can keep your job without going in for until
edit:
plan 2 (revised) : use a time machine by taking them back to see Napoleon Bonaparte (Terry Camilleri) preparing for battle.
Return to the present and leave the two with the time machine; after you leave, they discover that Napoleon was dragged with them back to the present, to pass their history exam,
they will go back in time and kidnap other historical figures and have them explain what they think of the San Dimas of the present. Bill and Ted will leave Napoleon with Ted's younger brother
Deacon while they travel back to the past.
and your job will be secure.

plan 3 : quietly move through the building, killing terrorists that you encounter, and learn more of their motives while acquiring a two-way radio, C4 explosives and detonators off the body of one terrorist you kill.
Use the radio to attract the attention of LAPD Sergeant Al Powell and use a terrorist corpse dropped onto his patrol car to convince him that something is amiss.
Use the pseudonym 'Roy Rogers' to avoid revealing your identity to the terrorists while explaining the situation to Powell as the police and SWAT team arrive.
Minimize the damage by sending some C4 explosive down the elevator shaft to wipe out the terrorists firing on the SWAT team.
Refuse to reveal yourself when Gruber threatens and proceeds to kill Harry Ellis, one of Holly's coworkers who will try to negotiate a deal for his release by selling out your identity to Gruber.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation will arrive, and order power to the Plaza shut down.
When the emergency lighting turns on, Gruber will reveal this was his plan all along as the final electromagnetic lock on the vault is disengaged, and Theo begins to collect the bonds.
Stop him from getting away!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:21, archived)
# But then I run the risk of being killed by
Evil Robot P3l3's and I'll have to traverse the afterlife roping mythical figures into taking me to mars to find the smartest creature in the universe to build good robot p3l3's and.....

...fuck this, that sounds ace, lets do it!

DIET: (and ive always wanted to meet Genghis Khan too)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:42, archived)
# arg you replied before
scenario 2 (or plan 3)
well I hope it works out for you better than my Hulk Chole Smith did for me.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Plan 3
sounds pretty good. One question though, who's holly?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:54, archived)
# the black lesbian from accounts
edit : in the interests of ballance i have made a gordon brown
www.b3tards.com/u/9897cb87f61e8816c182/sexy_gordon_action_brown.jpg
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:06, archived)