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# Shit
STAY AWAY FROM ME, ALL OF YOU!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# My mate Mark said he overheard a Doctor saying you can contract the virus just by glancing at someone
and said there is a more virulent strain where you contract it just by being glanced at by the infected internet

he has since emigrated to Northern Norway
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I heard
if you talk to someone who has it over the phone you get ear flu.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Yep
I heard that as well, Mark also reminded me of the importance of not taking your wooly hat off in the arctic when I received his left ear in the post, which was perfectly preserved for his grandchildren; he just wants me me to apply some make up to the frost bitten bits

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
# No doubt the virus will find him... he can run but he can't hide
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)