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# oldest joke ever
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# *Groan*
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# this can't be the oldest joke ever, shakespeare's 'comedies' were written before computers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Was he all that though?
I'm just saying, I can't see him getting on Michael McIntiresome's comedy roadshow today, and that's the height of comedy achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# are you saying he was much ado about nothing?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I'm saying he'd be better as a Merchant in Venice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahah virus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
warning
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Does anyone actually know anyone who has swine flu?
It's all a conspiracy!
*dons tin-foil face-mask*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Yes
I know someone who had it.

THEY WERE IN MY HOUSE WHILE INFECTED!D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# REMOVE THE HEAD OR DESTROY THE BRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# the bloke at my local shell garage
said he has it and took a week off work
yet he had his windows open in his house and
had just driven around on his motorbike
great quarantine or great bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Yep
Housemates friend and a contact of my dad. I'm just waiting for my turn!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Actually, no
which has made me frown in the last couple of weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Shit
STAY AWAY FROM ME, ALL OF YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# My mate Mark said he overheard a Doctor saying you can contract the virus just by glancing at someone
and said there is a more virulent strain where you contract it just by being glanced at by the infected internet

he has since emigrated to Northern Norway
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I heard
if you talk to someone who has it over the phone you get ear flu.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Yep
I heard that as well, Mark also reminded me of the importance of not taking your wooly hat off in the arctic when I received his left ear in the post, which was perfectly preserved for his grandchildren; he just wants me me to apply some make up to the frost bitten bits

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
# No doubt the virus will find him... he can run but he can't hide
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Yeah
One of the pub regulars stopped appearing because he has it. Nobody else has fallen, so I guess he didn't sneeze.

Big fuss over nothing anyway, it's like the millennium bug "OMG WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" *ca-CHING*
Are we bollocks, it's only a flu.
(Cloudane, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# :)
I'm still afraid about that h1n1 flu
Since it started I decided to wash my hand 1 time a week
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
yeah ive been makin sure i have a shower atleast once a month
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# :)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# :)
Save energy
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Pervert.
Once a month is waaay more than you need.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Wow, you're probably clean enough to eat off!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# hahahhhahaha!
Shit I'm wasted, best sign off for tonight. Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
# :o♦

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# The ClassroomMates

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# My favourite part of that website is here:
https://www.pandemicflu.direct.gov.uk/

Please do NOT use the internet browser’s Back button while using
this service as it will interrupt the assessment and you will need to
start again.

...AND YOU MAY NOT HAVE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
Mexico last spring time season there is the way in Topless bar

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
#
Oh no, she's taken her mask off!!
(xixax, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
#
Red Neck flu mask protection

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
#
That flu will be a desaster
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
#
Please wash your hands

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)