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# PEAS!
ORDER THE WOLVERINE CLAW™ AND, AS WELL AS THE MINI WOLVERINE CLAW™ AND THE CUCUMBER MIRROR THING®, YOU'LL GET PEAS! IN A BAG!

PEAS!
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# FUCK!
*Buys eleventy-three*
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
# DEAR Mr Arethelemon,
With intense, deep grief we must inform you that your transaction could not be completed due to:

OUT OFS TOCK

We will be happy to refund your purchase. Alternatively, you can choose one of these items of equal value:

MP3 PLAYING CHEESE GRATER™
GLOW IN THE DARK STETSON
100% NYLON THONG - PACK OF 10 ASSORTED PLAYMOBIL DESIGNS
CAT

Thakyou for your valued custom,
DEALSdirect4U
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)