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# .super
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# As long as it's not, that's OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Wolverine would be great at slicing boiled eggs
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# and tomatos
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# A Wolverine-style claw glove thing
is something I would love to see on a shopping channel.

IT SLICES! IT DICES! IT RENDS THE FLESH FROM THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES!

NOW ONLY £9.95!

(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
# JML?
(happynoodleboy, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# ALASKA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*saunters off feeling sad*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Order now and get the Mini Wolverine Claw™
TOTALLY FUCKING FREE !!!

Cloves of garlic? Chop them!
Nutmeg? Fuck that shit up!
Olives? THEY WILL NOT SURVIVE INTACT!

AND THAT'S NOT ALL!

ORDER RIGHT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A BEAUTY CUCUMBER STEEL SLICER WITH MIRROR
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
# BUT WAIT! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# PEAS!
ORDER THE WOLVERINE CLAW™ AND, AS WELL AS THE MINI WOLVERINE CLAW™ AND THE CUCUMBER MIRROR THING®, YOU'LL GET PEAS! IN A BAG!

PEAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# FUCK!
*Buys eleventy-three*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
# DEAR Mr Arethelemon,
With intense, deep grief we must inform you that your transaction could not be completed due to:

OUT OFS TOCK

We will be happy to refund your purchase. Alternatively, you can choose one of these items of equal value:

MP3 PLAYING CHEESE GRATER™
GLOW IN THE DARK STETSON
100% NYLON THONG - PACK OF 10 ASSORTED PLAYMOBIL DESIGNS
CAT

Thakyou for your valued custom,
DEALSdirect4U
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I read that quickly and thought it said
Wolverhampton would be great at slicing boiled eggs.

Oh dear :S
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I'm good at what I do.
Which is slicing minor vegetables.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
# related comic! (not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Hydrogenated grease-trap droppings!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# she eats real lard, but stays so thin?
what's her secret?

crack?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Not much crack usage in her era. Other things were around, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# o_0
i_lard
(happynoodleboy, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# pre-internet viz image
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Oh Mummy!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:56, archived)
# Mmmmmm, sewage!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 6:49, archived)
#
its marGerine yeah not 'MARJERINE'!
(KissyFace nooo not the bees!!!!!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Or Margarine?
(happynoodleboy, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Yeah, plus it doesn't have a J in it.
I agree wholly with you, this guy is being a real spastic.
(Glomp Fuck, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
# After one post
That's good going!
(happynoodleboy, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)
# No
I can't believe it
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)