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# The section about Vogon poetry only being the third worst in the universe
'The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master, Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem, Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal haemorraging, but the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.'
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# also
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# *LOL*
"the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council"

Every time.... :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)