Ass is too tough. Even boiling a donkey won't help.
Try a nice tender piece of feeeesh instead.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:53,
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DEEZ FEESH, DAY TELL MEE SEEECWETS
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:56,
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Silly Dek', itzzzzzeck not feeesh day yet!
However, it just might be crow tiem.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00,
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