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# 'ningles all. Slow today.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Plum infront
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I'd rather not think where you keep your plums.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Nestled
in my pants like two little chicks snuggled safely from the summer rain.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Shame the shelter hasn't been washed for weeks though.

God it's quiet. People better not have gone out and got lives!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I know. Inconsiderate buggers.
Don't they know it's raining out?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Not raining here.
Jebus must love me.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I think Jesus would love just about anyone if you gave him the opportunity.
He's a well known sex addict.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah he bats well above his average for a fictional being!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# You think police would have seen
through that fake beard ages ago.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Meh
Sting is a spack eyed flid anyway.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# *wakes up*
wuh?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# You were in a terrible accident, do you remember?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Yes
The only thing we could save was his ring piece and his brain. We had to put the two togeather.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# It's okay
They have rebuilt you into a vicious killing machine for the US Government. Your first mission is to eliminate everyone who may ever take part in the world gurning championships.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)