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I like making things. However on b3ta I have a self-enforced 10 minute rule. If it can't be made in 10 minutes it doesn't get made.

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Ex Girlfriend
I remember the moment exactly. Valentines day, three years into a relationship, she bought me a hand blender. A fucking hand blender. Now I'm not particularly bothered by gifts, or by valentines day for that matter. But when you buy a man a hand blender you may as well just come out and say "I fucking hate you and I want you to die".
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