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I like making things. You could buy my stuff. But then why would you? I'm a nobody. So you would own something made by a nobody. Congratulations.
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I like making things. You could buy my stuff. But then why would you? I'm a nobody. So you would own something made by a nobody. Congratulations.
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Van Gogh and Matthew have never been seen in the same room together
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(Thu 11th Jan 2024, 9:05, More)
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(Thu 11th Jan 2024, 9:05, More)
Innovative solutions to the ever increasing price of gas are welcome
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(Mon 20th Jun 2022, 14:05, More)
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(Mon 20th Jun 2022, 14:05, More)
It's Christmas Eve and tonight on BBC 1...
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(Wed 3rd Nov 2021, 14:12, More)
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Frankly Daffy Duck would do a better job.
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Actually a dog shit would make better decisions than this cunt.
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Actually a dog shit would make better decisions than this cunt.
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Michael Gove & Theresa May Discuss Digital Brexit Strategy at Tory HQ.
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Best answers to questions:
» That's when I knew it was over...
Ex Girlfriend
I remember the moment exactly. Valentines day, three years into a relationship, she bought me a hand blender. A fucking hand blender. Now I'm not particularly bothered by gifts, or by valentines day for that matter. But when you buy a man a hand blender you may as well just come out and say "I fucking hate you and I want you to die".
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 16:11, More)
Ex Girlfriend
I remember the moment exactly. Valentines day, three years into a relationship, she bought me a hand blender. A fucking hand blender. Now I'm not particularly bothered by gifts, or by valentines day for that matter. But when you buy a man a hand blender you may as well just come out and say "I fucking hate you and I want you to die".
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 16:11, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
What is a frogs favourite day of the week?
Flyday!
(Tue 25th Jun 2024, 11:08, More)
What is a frogs favourite day of the week?
Flyday!
(Tue 25th Jun 2024, 11:08, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Who was the rapper who changed his duvet cover?
Snoop Toggy Tog.
(Thu 27th Jun 2024, 22:32, More)
Who was the rapper who changed his duvet cover?
Snoop Toggy Tog.
(Thu 27th Jun 2024, 22:32, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
What happened when the fruitarian faced eating a camel to survive in the dessert?
He drew a lime in the sand.
(Wed 26th Jun 2024, 9:01, More)
What happened when the fruitarian faced eating a camel to survive in the dessert?
He drew a lime in the sand.
(Wed 26th Jun 2024, 9:01, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
What was the hardest period of time to live in?
The stone age!
(Fri 21st Jun 2024, 9:57, More)
What was the hardest period of time to live in?
The stone age!
(Fri 21st Jun 2024, 9:57, More)