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At the suggestion of Mrs Octo.
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lol beaten to it!!

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And it's goodnight from him

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Pea

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bloody gullys!
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Baron Sameday
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Totally would
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The follow up to Heroes was not a success

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And you thought they smelled bad, on the outside

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You could just play it on a piece of paper

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A symphony, M'Lady?

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Van Gogh and Matthew have never been seen in the same room together
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Patato

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dribbles

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Arrow in the eye?

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Bunny Boiler
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Wogan The Barbarian


Could also pass for Russ Abbot.
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Buckaroo Bonzai

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Cornetto time
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Mostly /talk

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Sign up now!

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FINALLY...The Precious!


*edit* now with extra finger bloat
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Stop Smirking Now

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ObligaTory
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Innovative solutions to the ever increasing price of gas are welcome

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The cost of not-living crisis

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Not Interested Rates

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Can't celebrate without a bit of Charlie

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ROFL


The Queens Jublees.
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Boldly just fuck off would you?

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Out Now On The Commodores 64

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A forgotten classic

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Also released as "Putrid" in Brazil
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boom

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DJ Moggadishu

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Packham Watch
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It's Christmas Eve and tonight on BBC 1...
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The Tory Halloween Party - Pinhead Javid

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The Dukes Of Wazzocks

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Kryten Starmer

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Shall we?

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In The future There Is No War. But There Is ROLLERBALL!

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Kurt Corbyn

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Sacked on his first day for eating the fruit.

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They Might Be Iron Giants

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Gotta Catch Em' All! (And deprive them of oxygen)

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Frankly Daffy Duck would do a better job.


Actually a dog shit would make better decisions than this cunt.
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Vegetable Rights & Peace

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People who run to work can lick my shoelaces

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Cruftationists look away now!

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Aldi non-brand infringing hate chocolate

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Michael Gove & Theresa May Discuss Digital Brexit Strategy at Tory HQ.

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hehe!


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Right With You USA 2

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SUPER MEGA HYPER DOUBLE COMPO

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Dame Judy Wrench

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"Do it Zuckerberg, show him"

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I would hate to see the entire deck

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art tiem

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thieves!

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nom nom

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brazil hula

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Give me that chair hawking!

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baby glitter says night night

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» That's when I knew it was over...

Ex Girlfriend
I remember the moment exactly. Valentines day, three years into a relationship, she bought me a hand blender. A fucking hand blender. Now I'm not particularly bothered by gifts, or by valentines day for that matter. But when you buy a man a hand blender you may as well just come out and say "I fucking hate you and I want you to die".
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What is a frogs favourite day of the week?
Flyday!
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Which vegetable is a real pain in the neck?
The carrotted artery.
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Which ocean is always there for you?
The consistensea.
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What is the angriest sporting event?
Cross country.
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