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I like making things. You could buy my stuff. But then why would you? I'm a nobody. So you would own something made by a nobody. Congratulations.
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I like making things. You could buy my stuff. But then why would you? I'm a nobody. So you would own something made by a nobody. Congratulations.
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Van Gogh and Matthew have never been seen in the same room together
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Innovative solutions to the ever increasing price of gas are welcome
(Mon 20th Jun 2022, 14:05, More)
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It's Christmas Eve and tonight on BBC 1...
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Frankly Daffy Duck would do a better job.
Actually a dog shit would make better decisions than this cunt.
(Sun 3rd Jan 2021, 15:40, More)
Actually a dog shit would make better decisions than this cunt.
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Michael Gove & Theresa May Discuss Digital Brexit Strategy at Tory HQ.
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» That's when I knew it was over...
Ex Girlfriend
I remember the moment exactly. Valentines day, three years into a relationship, she bought me a hand blender. A fucking hand blender. Now I'm not particularly bothered by gifts, or by valentines day for that matter. But when you buy a man a hand blender you may as well just come out and say "I fucking hate you and I want you to die".
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 16:11, More)
Ex Girlfriend
I remember the moment exactly. Valentines day, three years into a relationship, she bought me a hand blender. A fucking hand blender. Now I'm not particularly bothered by gifts, or by valentines day for that matter. But when you buy a man a hand blender you may as well just come out and say "I fucking hate you and I want you to die".
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 16:11, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
What time does a chicken wake up?
Ten o'cluck.
(Sat 9th Mar 2024, 20:40, More)
What time does a chicken wake up?
Ten o'cluck.
(Sat 9th Mar 2024, 20:40, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
What lunch makes you laugh?
A cheese and tickle sandwich.
(Wed 6th Mar 2024, 11:08, More)
What lunch makes you laugh?
A cheese and tickle sandwich.
(Wed 6th Mar 2024, 11:08, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
In Harry Potter, what language does the postman speak?
Parceltongue.
(Fri 23rd Feb 2024, 21:39, More)
In Harry Potter, what language does the postman speak?
Parceltongue.
(Fri 23rd Feb 2024, 21:39, More)