b3ta.com user Octo

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a member for 15 years, 6 months and 25 days
has posted 5366 messages on the main board
(of which 33 have appeared on the front page)
has posted 5 messages on the talk board
has posted 218 messages on the links board
(including 23 links)
has posted 3 stories and 1 replies on question of the week
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I like making things. However on b3ta I have a self-enforced 10 minute rule. If it can't be made in 10 minutes it doesn't get made.

Recent front page messages:

Frankly Daffy Duck would do a better job.

Actually a dog shit would make better decisions than this cunt.
(Sun 3rd Jan 2021, 15:40, More)

(Fri 11th Dec 2020, 10:36, More)

(Mon 26th Oct 2020, 18:27, More)

(Fri 21st Aug 2020, 18:28, More)

Vegetable Rights & Peace

(Mon 29th Jun 2020, 9:18, More)

People who run to work can lick my shoelaces

(Sun 27th Oct 2019, 9:37, More)

(Fri 7th Jun 2019, 9:47, More)

(Mon 22nd Apr 2019, 8:44, More)

(Fri 19th Apr 2019, 14:01, More)

Cruftationists look away now!

(Wed 20th Mar 2019, 13:50, More)

Best answers to questions:

» That's when I knew it was over...

Ex Girlfriend
I remember the moment exactly. Valentines day, three years into a relationship, she bought me a hand blender. A fucking hand blender. Now I'm not particularly bothered by gifts, or by valentines day for that matter. But when you buy a man a hand blender you may as well just come out and say "I fucking hate you and I want you to die".
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 16:11, More)