b3ta.com user Octo
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I like making things. However on b3ta I have a self-enforced 10 minute rule. If it can't be made in 10 minutes it doesn't get made.

Recent front page messages:

They Might Be Iron Giants

(Wed 3rd Mar 2021, 14:30, More)

Gotta Catch Em' All! (And deprive them of oxygen)

(Sun 7th Feb 2021, 10:55, More)

Frankly Daffy Duck would do a better job.

Actually a dog shit would make better decisions than this cunt.
(Sun 3rd Jan 2021, 15:40, More)

(Fri 11th Dec 2020, 10:36, More)

(Mon 26th Oct 2020, 18:27, More)

(Fri 21st Aug 2020, 18:28, More)

Vegetable Rights & Peace

(Mon 29th Jun 2020, 9:18, More)

People who run to work can lick my shoelaces

(Sun 27th Oct 2019, 9:37, More)

(Fri 7th Jun 2019, 9:47, More)

(Mon 22nd Apr 2019, 8:44, More)

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» That's when I knew it was over...

Ex Girlfriend
I remember the moment exactly. Valentines day, three years into a relationship, she bought me a hand blender. A fucking hand blender. Now I'm not particularly bothered by gifts, or by valentines day for that matter. But when you buy a man a hand blender you may as well just come out and say "I fucking hate you and I want you to die".
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 16:11, More)