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# I gotta be honest
I was in hospital maybe five years ago

I had some throat disease that nobody knew about, the called it 'superglotitis'

I fucking loved lying down in bed and using those pissbottles, I should really try and market them as slob accessories.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# well that sounds simply SUPER.
 
ALSO: SELLING YOUR PISS ON EBAY TO THE FAITHFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# People are already selling Budweiser online
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# are you intimidated
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
# NO, I GOT YOUR PISS
I OWN YOUR PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN DO
WITHOUT MY STEADY SUPPLY

OF PISSS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I GOT PISS COLLATERAL IN TANKS, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# BITCH DON'T TRY AND SUPPRESS MY PISSFUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# THIS FUCKING PISS IS GOING THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF!
 
You also owe me a new fucking roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ok i can't argue that one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I'd be selling them to corporate offices everywhere.
Imagine the increase in the rate of productivity, if no one had to get up, leave their desk and go to the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)