I've spent5 mins googling for someone called Major Dam. But I can't find one so I give up on making a really shit joke. I'm sure you can fill in the blanks, such as the build up and the punch line.
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Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:37,
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Uh-huhI meant mayor, of course.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:43,
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