I think I'd eat that keyboard regardless
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 6:05,
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Not if the crisps are*insert flavour of something you only like when drunk* flavour!
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The Neville What what what,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 6:38,
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