He was the original test subject for the E-virus that struck raccoon city.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:56,
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Indeed
within hours, local residents were writing shit poetry, applying heavy eyeliner and pretending to be suicidal.
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:01,
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