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# dont worry, just remember where you are
just because it's not a penis yet doesn't mean it can't be.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:44, archived)
# and now i'm happy again!
*awaits cock-shaped objects*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *wanders in*
is this what they call comic timing?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# maybe
are you likely to trip over a bucket of whitewash, be hit in the face with a custard pie, then land naked on my bed, just as the local vicar inexplicably visits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:53, archived)
# ahh,
more tea vicar?
*waggles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# is he a sexy vicar?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:01, archived)
# *inspects*
not bad.
i think he did some missionary work so he's a bit tanned.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# niiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)