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# I have a wc in my bathroom.
But I'm not called Paul.

I'm currently MSN-ing with a chap called Paul - should I ask if I can poo in his bathroom?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# First I think you should ask if there's a poo in there already.
He might not need one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# He says it's all flushed and ready for me,
if I can hold it in until I get to Epping.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Ooo, there's a Paul in Epping. I'm near Epping and called Paul!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Crumbs!
Can I do a poo in your bathroom?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Certainly. I can't guarantee it smells of Glade or whatever badly masking scent I'm supposed to have though.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Im called paul
Your more then welcome to come around for a poo
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Thank you.
I'll bear it in mind next turtle-time.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)