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# they live in a fishtank under the stairs
I have never ever seen Frenchie there
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# They know where you live.
They will find your snails and eat them when you least expect it.. BE ON YOUR GUARD!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# SACRE BLOODY BLEU
I shall employ a dwarf with a large forehead to guard my understairs.
I read somewhere that all Frenchpeoples are scared of dwarves.

Ain't nobody gonna eat my molluscs GODAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# They're under the floorboards, you know.
ssshhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Luckily my floor is concrete
but I expect they can disguise themselves as cement weevils or somesuch sinistry

BASTARDS JUST LEAVE MY SNALES ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)