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# you are looking at a photo of my snales


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it looks like Snizzle is kissing Slurm's bum hahalol
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# they look delicious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# You could spread them all over your toast
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# fuck yeah!! snails on toast.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# xXxHARDCOREGASTRONOMYxXx
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# you are a strange man
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# sadly you are not the first to make this observation.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Show us yer cock mister
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# you got a magnifying glass?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# smallest cock I've ever seen
luckily i have a microfanny
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Heh
I believe the technical term is "mouse's ear"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# imagine the pocket of a shrew's waistcoat
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# pffft
Gnats chuff
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# hum...does this mean you wish to do the sex to me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# In theory yes
as long as we don't ever have to meet or look at each other
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# snap out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I suspect you need one for snail sexing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# They are hermaphorodites
or perhaps you meant delivering sexfun nudey prodgames unto a snale
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# and that is quite wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Snail sexing
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# PABLUMESK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# simultaneous hermaphorodites.
the difference is important kids.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# They can go fuck themselves
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
# presumably they can, it would be an interesting form of masturbation.
I think you should apply for a research grant to investigate this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Show us your Nutmeat!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# YAY NUTMEAT!
best of all the nutmeats
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Wow!
Keep your snails in a safe place, away from the French
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# they live in a fishtank under the stairs
I have never ever seen Frenchie there
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# They know where you live.
They will find your snails and eat them when you least expect it.. BE ON YOUR GUARD!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# SACRE BLOODY BLEU
I shall employ a dwarf with a large forehead to guard my understairs.
I read somewhere that all Frenchpeoples are scared of dwarves.

Ain't nobody gonna eat my molluscs GODAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# They're under the floorboards, you know.
ssshhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Luckily my floor is concrete
but I expect they can disguise themselves as cement weevils or somesuch sinistry

BASTARDS JUST LEAVE MY SNALES ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# They are in the top 100 Invasive Species database
Don't turn your back on Achatina Fulica, they'll munch on your crops with vigour

Luckily I have no crops
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Better watch this bugger then
(yes, it's a snail and a pea at the same time!)





(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# AWW
Tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Hello your snails appear to be tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Hello yes they tiny but I told they grow
into bigger thing
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)