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[challenge entry] An Amble Picnic
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(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I think you mean 'ample'.
OR A SAUNTER PICNIC!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I like your buns.
The ones in your profile
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# This Is In A Real Recipie Book
I submitted it to a book that was being made for a mates wedding.
Recipe:

The Amble Picnic.


The height of sophistication in Amble.

Ingredients.

Pie
Tin of pineapple rings
Sausage, deep fried.

Method.

Take your pie and shove the sausage into the middle of it so the sausage is poking skywards. Then, get someone who isn't from Amble, to open the tin of pineapples.
Note: If the chef is from Amble and attempts to open the tin themselves then make sure you have plenty of sticking plaster available.

Once you have the tin open, take out a single ring of pineapple and carefully place over the sausage.

Serve with 12 cans of wife-beater (men) or 2 bottles of Blue Nun (women).

Cheers

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Oh dayum. I feel like a JERK.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# *appears in cloud of smoke*
*moves Ttssattsr suddenly*
*dissapears in a cloud of smoke*
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)
# *oscillates rapidly*
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)