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# Quick and dirty


Special Kay.
(Bionic Goose Resisting the urge to burn things, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# What happens to all the bullets that jet fighters fire, but miss their targets?
I mean, they shoot at about 10,000 rounds per minute, they're often angled upward, and they start several miles up.

Has a rain of bullets ever come down ten minutes later upon an unsuspecting villa a hundred miles away?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# dunno
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# yes...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# yes
you'll just be sitting there

in your villa

enjoying a croissant

and being, like, YEAH, FUCKING YEAH

and then in slow motion...

a dove's wing's beat... beat.. beat...

the moisture in the air moves in waves along the wingtips

while a hail of metal rips through your villa and your croisants

and the dove flies away

while the villa explodes in slow motion


beat... beat... beat.. go the wings...

haha, funny stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# damn those doves!
fuck it, i've been up since 6.30 and had 8 battles, i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# nite nite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# How's Black Mesa going?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I'd eat my own shit to play that game.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
#
to play that game.

LOLZ!!1
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
#
I'd eat my own shit to play that game.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Cakie what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
#

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)