I discarded the first attempt
'You have 2 attempts left. you ugly bastard'
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:15,
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i wonder if having a photograph that looks like i have bells palsy on both sides of my face
will get me some kind of free buss pass
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connor,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:25,
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