I've been approached by a man named Bill Gates, who wants to buy it off me for a thousand million pounds.I kicked him in the cunt and told him to jog on, or come back with a REAL offer.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:50,
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quite right sira sharp hoof up the kipper works wonders with errant gazillionaires.
accept nothing less than a vauxhall viva, with alloys, as payment.
(accept nothing less than a vauxhall viva, with alloys, as payment.
the idiot Did I say it was funny?,
Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:56,
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