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# Everybody place your bets!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# My mate Brian who is the fiercest art critic in all of the world just looked over my shoulder at this.
He burst into tears and declared it as perfection.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I know a lot about art, but I don't know what I like
And this is art.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I've been approached by a man named Bill Gates, who wants to buy it off me for a thousand million pounds.
I kicked him in the cunt and told him to jog on, or come back with a REAL offer.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# quite right sir
a sharp hoof up the kipper works wonders with errant gazillionaires.

accept nothing less than a vauxhall viva, with alloys, as payment.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# What odds can I get on the white one?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Great ones!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Okay, JackAction
A monkey on the white horse, a pony on the black.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# This is fighting, not stacking!
Tsk, noobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Horse action? Well it is almost autumn ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# their penises should be jousting
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# You ask too much of me, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# my reaction to this statement worries me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# needs more seams
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Knight to King 4
Checkmate!

*KABOOOOOM*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# 500 quatloos on the newcomer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)