Well obviously you just lack experience/imagination.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:30,
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very likely
but i prefer to keep the kinky stuff in the dungeon.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:30,
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