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# this is a good idea
last week i beat my chest so much it produced a brilliant fist shaped bruised over my left nipple.

bruising is fun.

lets all do it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Okay everyone!
Mea-CULPA mea-CULPA mea-MAXIMA-CULPA!
ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Or be like me and take up spinning chain whips; you'll never be bruise free again.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:37, archived)
# i want to be so bruised i will look like a blackman who cant touch things because it hurts too mucg.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:43, archived)