'pork sword'
...you're supposed to make some reference to your parts. the ladies love that.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:06,
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True.
also, the louder you can fart, the more likely they are to shag you .
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:09,
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