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# 'pork sword'
...you're supposed to make some reference to your parts. the ladies love that.
(, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)
# True.
also, the louder you can fart, the more likely they are to shag you .
(, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:09, archived)
# teh sexeh ones cannot resist my 'dutch oven' move
(, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)