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# <superdave>Have a nice thing. :3

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# </superdave>
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Osborne?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KJiSqKkwOs&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:19, archived)
# thanks darling
you know i actually joined your forum :S
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Oh?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)
# yep :D
very nice forum it is too but i dont have much to add :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Just join in, it's a laugh :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:10, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:05, archived)
#


Click for bigger (217 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)
# very
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Brandreth!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I thought the one on the left was a boy heart
and the one on the right is a girl heart. Thus, hetero hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)
# they are obviously both boy hearts
as they have neither lipstick nor curly eyelashes.
therefore, gay hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Nah, the one on the right has no visible Y-chromosome,
therefore it must be a girl. QED.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)
# he's hidden it
so that the gay heart police don't find out about their aortic bumming shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Hur hur hur!
You said "aortic!"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:20, archived)
# yes. yes i did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Awwwh <3
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:05, archived)
# 'pork sword'
...you're supposed to make some reference to your parts. the ladies love that.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)
# True.
also, the louder you can fart, the more likely they are to shag you .
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:09, archived)
# teh sexeh ones cannot resist my 'dutch oven' move
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)
# It's kinda deformed...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)
# That's the point, silly!
It has come to my attention that some people have difficulty with making a heart with their hands.
Someone I know can only get that.
So I made that for them because I am nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:09, archived)
# it looks like body of a fat girl in a red bathing suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Hahaha
I can see it as if it were made by hands.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:12, archived)
# *scowls*
my bathing suit isn't red
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)
# It's a'ight smashy.
I'm fat and I have a small cock. At least fat girls have big norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# yes we do
although i'm no longer a 50JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)
# *Faints*
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# i'm still a 40DD, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I make a damn good heart with my hands
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)
# So do I.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Okkies
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:16, archived)
# My hand-heart looks like the derfomed one.
I feel all included and stuff.

Damit, /board has got far too nice. Someone post something 1kB over the limit so we can attack with pitchforks and flaming hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
# haha
www.heart-watch-blog.com/images/blogs/11-2008/ChronicHeartFailure.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:08, archived)
# THAT HEART IS DISEASED AND HORRID
IT'LL DIE SOON AND NOT DESERVING LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
that's so cute!
*sicks a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# NOT MEEN FINGS
TRUF
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Cats are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)
# This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:26, archived)
# hahah
he likes the fatties
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:17, archived)
# What was really going on...


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Ahahahahahah
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:19, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# ARF!
TROOF
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Appalling!
*hires swarm of bees to desaccharinese me*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)