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# I thought the one on the left was a boy heart
and the one on the right is a girl heart. Thus, hetero hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)
# they are obviously both boy hearts
as they have neither lipstick nor curly eyelashes.
therefore, gay hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Nah, the one on the right has no visible Y-chromosome,
therefore it must be a girl. QED.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)
# he's hidden it
so that the gay heart police don't find out about their aortic bumming shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Hur hur hur!
You said "aortic!"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:20, archived)
# yes. yes i did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)