Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs
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Shlvng,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:30,
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Moral:
Save the wine for yourself.
edit: and yer pals, but not yer fecking donky fer Chrysippus's sake
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 13:46,
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