A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' The naked lady says
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:23,
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Okay, so a midget walks into a bar. A Irishman looks at the midget and thinks a minute and says "I know I don't know you, but I'd love to take you into the back room and give you the best sex of your life." The midget says "Can you pull down your pants?" The Irishman gets close to the midget and says "Give me a quarter and I'll grant three wishes to the next person who walks through that door."
The midget sits down and says "I was on the wrong side of the bar, sir!"
(The midget sits down and says "I was on the wrong side of the bar, sir!"
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:34,
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