All right, a midget walks into a bar. A nun gets close to the midget and says 'Give me fifty bucks and I'll recite the Carmina Burana from memory.' The midget quickly downs six gin and tonics, one after the other. The bartender says 'Hey. Why don't you hold this pencil between your ass cheeks?'
The midget takes a deep breath and yells 'Moo.'
(The midget takes a deep breath and yells 'Moo.'
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:33,
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A nun, a flamingo, an Englishman, an Irishman, Jesus and a 9 inch pianist go into a barthe comedian in the corner has a nervous breakdown.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:41,
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