HahahahaThe secret of keeping a lady happy... you have to stimulate her clematis !
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paranoiaman,
Sun 13 Sep 2009, 19:19,
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That just leads to an overgrown bush surely!
Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry,
Sun 13 Sep 2009, 19:27,
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My wife says we've got a clematis in the gardenbut I can never find it.
( milkybarnick is calming down Boris on,
Mon 14 Sep 2009, 8:07,
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