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# im clicking, not because
this made me chuckle,
not because it made me laugh,
but because the spanging is soooo bad that I am now unable to make bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 20:37, archived)
# You *make* bacon?
Do you work in an abbatoir? or fuck pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)
# making bacon is easy!
Its just once you have spanged yourself with a frying pan so hard that your cock gets stiff, it's a little hard to spell ok!! jeasus!

I meant to say *cook* but I'm too lazy to edit.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 20:48, archived)
# What a pity
You just popped the mental image I had prepared for fwapping :(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Bacon
There's a button on my microwave labelled bacon... how else would you make it?
(LittleKitty, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)