b3ta.com board
Hebtro make trousers and shirts and boots and jumpers, and will sell them to you using this internet hyperlink. All made in the UK and ideal as gifts for blokes. JUST BUY A JUMPER OK?
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9691484 (Thread)

# im clicking, not because
this made me chuckle,
not because it made me laugh,
but because the spanging is soooo bad that I am now unable to make bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 20:37, archived)
# You *make* bacon?
Do you work in an abbatoir? or fuck pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)
# making bacon is easy!
Its just once you have spanged yourself with a frying pan so hard that your cock gets stiff, it's a little hard to spell ok!! jeasus!

I meant to say *cook* but I'm too lazy to edit.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 20:48, archived)
# What a pity
You just popped the mental image I had prepared for fwapping :(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Bacon
There's a button on my microwave labelled bacon... how else would you make it?
(LittleKitty, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)